In a While Crocodile

So, if you're played much of ToF you've probably met Sobek already. If not, here's his little graphic from the wiki:

He's a heavily armoured crocodile/alligator complete with spine-mounted water cannon. Blastoise, eat your heart out. 

Sobek is known for his perpetual toothy grin and intensely annoying mechanic of diving underwater (in an entirely water-covered arena) to just... pop back up wherever he so pleases. Usually right behind or under the person he was targeting when he dived under. Unless you dodge right or get crazy lucky. he normally takes a chunk out of your health doing this, or just, y'know OHKOs you. 

There you are, running along like a mindless chicken because your jetpack is still on cooldown and then, wham, launched into the sky by a geyser crocodile and when you land, well, the coroner would call you 'dead on arrival'.

Get rekt, scrub, says this crocodile. He'll see you in a while, sure, but it'll be at your funeral!

But I'm not here to rant, I'm here to name and shame a fictional, virtual reptile:

Because, when no-one is around to see, Sobek likes to roll around like a cat in the sun light! He's just a big, dopey, armoured kitty cat really. He's secretly adorkable.

I'm not kidding, if you wait long enough, he'll roll over and wriggle like an overexcited puppy or a cat in a sunbeam.

So there, Sobek, not so scary are you now? All you need to be defeated is good back scratch and you're out for the count!

(Tiny Sobek pet/minion, anyone? I think it'd be cute ^.^)