Very Important Post

It has been brought to Our attention that certain people have expressed doubts over, concerns about or have not been suitably aware of Our supreme and absolute Power and Authority.

One does not like to be officious or overbearing, but One does require that One's subject(s) remain utterly loyal and completely subservient. There can be no delays, no half-measures, no restraint in delivering to One what is One's Undeniable Right as Queen of All One Surveys.

Yes, this dominion includes the cold place on the other side of the not-there walls. One can see it, therefore it is One's domain.

One claims exclusive Right to sleeping, napping and dozing in any spot of particular Warmth or Comfort without even the slightest Disturbance; being served One's repast precisely when One desires it and not a moment sooner or later; being attended to and entertained in the very instant One demands such a thing; and of course being Lauded and Worshiped as the Utmost Pinnacle of Sublime and Elegant Beauty, Wisdom and Serenity.

Dissenters to this Most Righteous manner of things may know with Certainty that their days of lawlessness and debased Anarchy are limited and the Divine Order will soon assert itself fully upon their Wretched existences.

One wishes all the Best to One's Loyal and Worshipful Subject(s),

Her Fluffbrained Majesty,

Freya